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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth; flattery is a statement of...
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A mind forever voyaging through strange seas of thought, alone.
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A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men...
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Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
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If you are idle, be not solitary if you are solitary be not idle.
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If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
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If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house...
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Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time...
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Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with...