Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #18205
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over.
Quote #21448
I thank God for my handicaps, for through them, I have found myself, my...
Quote #4916
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.
Quote #18422
Oh, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #11388
Character is higher than intellect… A great soul will be strong to live, as...
Quote #12675
See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and...
Quote #21396
Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be...
Quote #30061
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated...