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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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Give me an incubator or give me death!
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Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
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Few great men could pass Personnel.
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Post-Watergate morality, by which anything left private is taken as presumptive evidence of wrongdoing.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make...
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead