Quote #11579
I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Quote #12208
The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
Quote #26170
The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
Quote #2231
Man is the only animal that blushes — or needs to.
Quote #12273
Being shot out of a cannon is always better than being squeezed through a...
Quote #32142
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your...
Quote #34873
Behold the man.
Quote #11978
Is necessary to take such measures that, when they believe no longer, it may...
Quote #34084
The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word...
Quote #3156
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...