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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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No love, no friendship Can cross the path of our destiny Without leaving some...
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people’s accomplishments. The front...
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I answered that one learns to live, not by hearing of other lives, but...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.
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A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
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If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Quote #28657
Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.
Quote #20922
Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as...