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I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
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Beware the man of one book.
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Make no mistake about it: Operation Desert Storm truly was a victory of good...
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A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by...
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The most successful men in the end are those whose success is the result...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5218
Passion governs, and she never governs wisely.
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The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly...
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No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and...
Quote #26350
Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease.