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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...
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Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish but wish...
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It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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If you lose money you lose much, If you lose friends you lose more,...
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The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.
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The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas...
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The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.