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Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night’s...
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Within the problem lies the solution
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When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,...
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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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There is only one way to come into this world there are too many...
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A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely re-arranging their...
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The world changes, and all that once was strong now proves unsure.