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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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…they no longer felt like newlyweds, and even less like belated lovers. It was...
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It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
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You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by. Yes, but...
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There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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A man should learn to detect and watch that gleam that flashes across his...
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He has the deed half done who has made a beginning.
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If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.
Quote #14079
The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as...