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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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We are all born mad. Some remain so.
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It is only with the heart that one can see rightly what is essential...
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Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping...
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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek...
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #21658
Trent You’re so money and you don’t even know it