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I have loved many, the more and the few – I have loved many...
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...
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Where there is life, there is hope. Where there are hopes, there are dreams....
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Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime...
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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
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Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.
Quote #2629
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.