Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #11265
Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.
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Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and...
Quote #28368
Sometimes I wonder if I’m patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but...
Quote #24431
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
Quote #7965
Adventure must be held in delicate fingers. It should be handled, not embraced. It...
Quote #2909
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...
Quote #19492
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted...
Quote #9365
Energy is eternal delight.
Quote #18154
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...