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‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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The worst moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful and has no...
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If law school is so hard to get through… how come there are so...
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Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the...
Quote #19922
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Quote #30941
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village If you...
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...