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When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that’s where they...
Quote #33268
If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning,….sleep...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #32819
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
Quote #6195
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Courage is a special kind of knowledge the knowledge of how to fear what...
Quote #219
The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
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Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
Quote #27333
There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.