Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #33064
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.
Quote #19153
Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Quote #30256
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps,...
Quote #19637
Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value...
Quote #10472
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall...
Quote #13890
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be...
Quote #32646
Change everything except your loves.
Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #1377
We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests, and you must...