Quote #14407
You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #801
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I...
Quote #15076
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
Quote #12738
Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.
Quote #30104
If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him,...
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #26996
To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be...
Quote #11729
I exist as I am, that is enough.