Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
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We have achieved the most amazing things, a few million people opening up half...
Quote #27897
Life is pain, highness Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Quote #2402
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.
Quote #3977
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
Quote #2478
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
Quote #21095
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
Quote #8075
Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if...
Quote #10228
God is a verb.
Quote #22470
A man is not finished when he’s defeated he’s finished when he quits.