Quote #1065
Start slow and taper off.
Quote #9923
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Quote #32071
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous you get knocked down...
Quote #34036
It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people...
Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #4066
To hate a man because he was born in another country, because he speaks...
Quote #14068
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served...
Quote #1720
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.