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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
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All that we have to decide is what to do with the time that...
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Many people consider the things which government does for them to be social progress,...
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Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the...
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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Formal education will make you a living self-education will make you a fortune.