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Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
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The spiritual meaning of love is measured by what it can do. Love is...
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How do you know so much about everything was asked of a very wise...
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He plants trees to benefit another generation.
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Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been...
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A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
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There is only one thing that a philosopher can be relied on to do,...
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What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
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The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...