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All good men are happy when they choose to be their own authors. Those...
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Platitude an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b)...
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When I write love songs, people think they’re really soppy — but I see...
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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...
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We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than...
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Let’s be honest Isn’t a lot of what we call tap dancing really just...
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The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
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Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
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The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.