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Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
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People and things do not upset us, rather we upset ourselves by believing that...
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #19813
To obtain a man’s opinion of you, make him mad.
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The only difference between a problem and a solution is that people understand the...
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When we are in love we often doubt that which we most believe.
Quote #4716
This hath not offended the king.
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Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.
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Quote #23909
Time has a wonderful way of weeding out the trivial.