Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #2546
A married man with a family will do anything for money.
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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason...
Quote #211
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
Quote #21028
The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle’s own...
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #846
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and...
Quote #2894
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of...
Quote #17154
There are two ways of being creative. One can sing and dance. Or one...
Quote #5927
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.