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How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don’t also shoot some...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedence, loyalty, and the importance...
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Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
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Like having your own licence to print money.
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Not all who wander are lost.
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Where, after all, do universal human rights begin? In small places, close to home-...
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You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the...
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Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
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It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.