Quote #2068
When in doubt, duck.
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #20834
Simply the thing I am shall make me live.
Quote #34454
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
Quote #22815
Friendship is like a sheltering tree.
Quote #27784
To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand.
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #9574
?Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the...
Quote #23623
A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach.