Quote #22442
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Quote #26494
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
Quote #22907
Every exaggeration of the truth once detected by others destroys our credibility and makes...
Quote #15435
After all, life is really simple; we ourselves create the circumstances that complicate it.
Quote #19099
Talk not of wasted affection affection never was wasted.
Quote #33832
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for...
Quote #18209
A snake deserves no pity.
Quote #16676
When I am dead, I hope it is said, ‘His sins were scarlet, but...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...