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If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when...
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How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor...
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Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Quote #25794
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet.
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An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have sincere interest...
Quote #13871
Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.
Quote #28394
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...