Quote #22173
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
Quote #28324
Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #14546
There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and...
Quote #8485
I pay very little regard…to what any young person says on the subject of...
Quote #16381
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
Quote #34033
That’s the whole thing with the hog. It’s you and 80 wild horses under...
Quote #19697
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Quote #5337
Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.
Quote #24929
Whatever happens it all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if...