Quote #7926
The living need charity more than the dead.
Quote #2211
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of...
Quote #5488
How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least...
Quote #9881
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
Quote #28904
America is not like a blanket — one piece of unbroken cloth, the same...
Quote #2010
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #33717
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #2882
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win...
Quote #16564
Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...