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Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
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Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties...
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If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if ypu employ him, don’t...
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There is hardly any activity, any enterprise, which is started out with such tremendous...
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The pleasure is momentary, the position rediculous, and the expense damnable.
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Children are born true scientists. They spontaneously experiment and experience and reexperience again. They...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
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It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
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There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.