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Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
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Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
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For if that last day does not occasion an entire extinction, but a change...
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I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large...
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Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
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Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
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Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
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Before the Gulf War started, the Iraqi Army was the the fourth largest in...