Quote #28824
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though...
Quote #31376
Taste is not only a part and index of morality, it is the only...
Quote #6596
We are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see...
Quote #8764
Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #12575
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a good...
Quote #2848
The fixity of a habit is generally in direct proportion to its absurdity.
Quote #31810
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
Quote #27631
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...