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If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he...
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Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life… Higher emotions,...
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Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when...
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To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect...
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If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
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When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I...
Quote #25746
We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough