Quote #16096
Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time – the cemetery.
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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #162
Reality is that which refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Quote #32638
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #6003
Movements born in hatred very quickly take on the characteristics of the thing they...
Quote #7443
To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect...
Quote #12561
Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys....
Quote #25886
The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
Quote #3906
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #506
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.