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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28342

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Jack Nicklaus

Quote #34377

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one’s levels of aspiration and expectation.
Oscar Wilde

Quote #1153

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination....
Author Unknown

Quote #16096

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time – the cemetery.
George Will

Quote #21973

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #28283

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Martin Luther

Quote #29680

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
When Jesus Christ utters a word, He opens His mouth so wide that it...
Henry Cate VII

Quote #13519

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Samuel Johnson

Quote #23064

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
A man ought to read just as inclination leads him for what he reads...
Bernard Baruch

Quote #16467

Author admin Date October 28, 2013
Don’t try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can’t...
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