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Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was...
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France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.
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People with clenched fists can not shake hands.
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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Friendship is a horizon– which expands whenever we approach it.
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The great art of giving consists in this the gift should cost very little...
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Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if...
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If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
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I am delighted to have you play football. I believe in rough, manly sports....