Quote #19228
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #12088
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #32962
Talk happiness. The world is sad enough without your woe. No path is wholly...
Quote #7378
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
Quote #24100
The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
Quote #834
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #18537
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all year.
Quote #20855
And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
Quote #5520
I have made this letter long because i have not the time to make...