Quote #25776
I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food.
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #572
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #28475
A man’s silence is wonderful to listen to.
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #4230
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
Quote #32401
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
Quote #13459
That is a good book which is opened with expectation and closed with profit.
Quote #569
It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about...