Quote #24247
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
Quote #10343
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #27422
The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it’s time...
Quote #25515
Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #21315
One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about...
Quote #24380
Neo Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.
Quote #3604
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
Quote #23012
I never dared to be radical when young For fear it would make me...
Quote #16910
When it is darkest, men see the stars.