Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #28829
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.
Quote #4710
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones;...
Quote #30066
You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your...
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #9892
When he stood up, it was a very complicated motion. If the deck chairs...
Quote #16741
We are told that when Jehovah created the world he saw that it was...
Quote #29651
You see few people here in America who really care very much about living...
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #3291
Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is...