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Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best.
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s...
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
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Slow and steady wins the race.
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The idea that men are created free and equal is both true and misleading:...
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It still remains true that no justification of virtue will enable a man to...
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The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap,...
Quote #25784
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.