Quote #11560
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
Quote #16712
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Quote #6263
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Quote #20247
I believe in the incomprehensibility of God.
Quote #24809
I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
Quote #27682
Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.
Quote #28193
Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered...
Quote #15398
He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade...
Quote #5446
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.