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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if...
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Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
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The very idea of the power and the right of the people to establish...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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What you do when you don’t have to, determines what you will be when...
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently...
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Difficulties increase the nearer we approach our goal.
Quote #17180
My belief is that to have no wants is divine.