Quote #152
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God–but...
Quote #2373
There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los...
Quote #30107
Man is quite insane. He wouldn’t know how to create a maggot, and he...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #25415
Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won...
Quote #30732
Think hard about it I’m running out of demons. I’m running out of villians....
Quote #22536
Your mind must always go, even while you’re shaking hands and going through all...
Quote #10360
No sun – no moon! No morn – no noon – No dawn –...
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #29575
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep...