Quote #3996
Wear the old coat and buy the new book.
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
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In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided...
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I seem to have been like a child playing on the sea shore, finding...
Quote #16191
Replying to the tributes paid to him at a testimonial dinner, Herbert Bayard Swope...
Quote #31849
Counting is the religion of this generation it is its hope and its salvation.
Quote #32099
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...
Quote #27803
Brain researchers estimate that your unconscious database outweighs the conscious on an order exceeding...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.