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Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It’s just...
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A good excercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
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I ask, Who are the militia They consist now of the whole people, except...
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The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern...
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There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is...
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Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word,...
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...