Quote #1538
Evil when we are in its power is not felt as evil but as...
Quote #11363
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Quote #13987
The words you speak today should be soft and tender. . . for tomorrow...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #31218
It doesn’t matter which side of the fence you get off on sometimes. What...
Quote #31341
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you...
Quote #8620
Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same...
Quote #31296
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Quote #2213
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same...
Quote #21152
The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie–deliberate, contrived and...