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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
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A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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Champions are a rare breed. They trust God while others ask for answers. They...
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Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but...
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To have little is to possess. To have plenty is to be perplexed.
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Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all...
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Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
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There is no mistaking a real book when one meets it. It is like...