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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who...
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Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society violence punctuated by committee meetings.
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A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
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Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart – the dark apology...
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Our situation has the disaffected beauty of a chess game.
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A wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings, and...
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Do one thing every day that scares you.
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by a...