Quote #1088
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.
Quote #9976
A peacock who rests on its feathers is just another turkey.
Quote #26867
And that’s the way it is.
Quote #33921
What government is the best That which teaches us to govern ourselves.
Quote #62
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #19918
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Quote #28903
There are two sides of the Velvet Rope. Those who want to be on...
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Quote #6070
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Quote #411
Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off...